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DOGE Department of Government Efficiency Hoodie Homo sapiens Everything is up to dateDOGE might be the bureaucratic equivalent of your group chats boozy late night hot takes: bold, ambitious, yet utterly toothlessa self proclaimed advisory council with all the power of a kitten meowing at a thunderstorm. Butand its a big butwhat if someone actually took those ideas seriously? Acted on them? The result would be nothing short of a libertarian fever dream come to life: a roaring utopia of freedom, prosperity, and unfiltered badassery